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What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte
If con is the opposite of pro, then is congress the opposite of progress?
Pete and Repeat are on a boat; Pete jumps off, whose left?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware issue.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
A boss tells his new employee, "I'll give you 8 bucks an hour starting today and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 bucks an hour. So when would you like to start?''
''In 3 months.''
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